At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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