Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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