what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
