we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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