Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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