Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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