her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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