And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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