i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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