I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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