is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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