I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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