No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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