Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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