Sorry, I don't speak sober.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
