PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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