love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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