Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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