Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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