If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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