he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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