Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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