your room smells of hookers.
And success
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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