It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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