I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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