Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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