My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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