I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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