Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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