Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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