...so i touched it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize