i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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