You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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