You work out of a Hotel?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
When did angry sex become our thing?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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