she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I enjoy the company of your penis
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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