Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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