Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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