You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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