Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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