i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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