i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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