that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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