I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize