singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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