fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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