It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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