i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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