laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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