my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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