By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hippo gnu deer
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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