it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Even my vagina gasped.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
