Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i wish my penis had a tongue
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I touched a dick in church today
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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