What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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