But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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