this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My pussy is not your playground.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What a dumb baby whore.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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